nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

stexquisite:

so many questions

stexquisite:

so many questions

klipspringers:

driver roll up the partition please

klipspringers:

driver roll up the partition please

They call themselves the Guardians of the Galaxy

celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

"The future belongs to those who know where they belong."

Macaroni and poison. It’s like mac and cheese, but with a special ingredient.

I miss my friend.

Hannibal

↳ 1x02: Amuse-Bouche

Did you really feel so bad that killing him felt so good?

princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

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