imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food



I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence


so many questions


so many questions


driver roll up the partition please


driver roll up the partition please

They call themselves the Guardians of the Galaxy


once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

"The future belongs to those who know where they belong."

Macaroni and poison. It’s like mac and cheese, but with a special ingredient.

I miss my friend.


↳ 1x02: Amuse-Bouche

Did you really feel so bad that killing him felt so good?




I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

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